New blog, new bitchin'! I've had a number of weeks to "soak in" all the nonsense that I've come across with regards to television, radio, and the Internet. Quite frankly, I've had enough! There's a fuzzy line between Big Gulp sipping, Harvey Levine's TMZ and the news. Now, as far as I'm concerned, there are a few things that have lived past their expiration date and need to have a mercy killing... perhaps, you'll agree.
- Michael Jackson - OK, this guy despite all his odd ways and controversey surrounding him, is no longer with us no matter how you slice it. One month after the fact, network news stations are still covering this story and painting a picture of conspiracy over the consequences that ended his life. This has been filed under "bizzare" and has been placed in the same category as JFK, Elvis, and the man on the moon. Is Jacko dead, or alive? I'm betting that anyone that opens up his golden casket will see him and more than likely, he won't have a pulse. Everyone wants a slice of Jackson's wealth and this will be a long process that deadlocks our Judicial system for years to come. Open the casket, see if that's really him and book him a four month gig at The Luxor in Las Vegas. Put him on stage and charge curious gawkers $50 to get up close and pose for a picture with the "Dead King of Pop". Better yet, let this guy rest in peace!
- Paula Abdul - She began as a cheerleader for the L.A. Lakers before heading off to make silly videos with boyfriend at the time, Arsenio Hall in the early days of MTV. While her career hit the skids and she sat at home on the couch with a half gallon of Edy's ice cream, an Englishman named Simon Cowell was secretly conspiring to bring back Paula because that's what America was missing! Paula enjoyed her successful stint on Fox's, "American Idol" for a few years until well, she started acting "silly". We still don't know what brought on her weird behavior however, she has concluded that host Ryan Seacrest's contract should be the same as hers. To that, I must agree. A monkey could host the show for crying out loud! Seacrest is lucky he's on tv in the first place! Abdul however, decided to get drunk one evening and make a statement on Twitter to announce that she's had enough amd would like to quit her role on the popular show. There's three lessons to learn from all this... 1) Never get drunk and go online to "Tweet", 2) The world will one day end without any influence from Paula Abdul. and 3) Although this isn't "news" by any stretch, learning that Seacrest's contract is for five years, that means other than "House" and "Family Guy", I will have to avoid that network for the next half decade!
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