"What? Another week?"

"Thanks for your help, Oprah!" -Someone, somewhere, remains convinced for some reason or another that Oprah Winfrey's input on ANYTHING in the world has the ability to change the outcome of... future events...such is the case with the International Olympic Commitee possibly choosing Chicago as host of the 2016 Olympics. Oprah decided it was a good idea to book a flight with Mayor Daley and Michelle Obama on their trip to Denmark next week. Neither of the two extended her an invitation to join them but she's tagging along anyway. Isn't being a "Goodwill Ambassador" a job best left for a say, Joe Biden? I don't recall seeing Oprah's name on any ballot last November so, who slipped her in to the Obama Administration? By the way, a "Yo Yo Dieter" pitching the Olympics is more of a hinder than a help!

* "Oprah's Book Flub" - Former child star, Mackenzie Phillips made her way through an entire box of Kleenex while talking about her new book that among other things, alleges incest by her late father... It was just last week that I was thinking to myself, "I wonder what ever happened to Mackenzie Phillips??" Now I know. Thanks for clearing that up, Oprah!

* "No peppermint left on the pillow?" - For the first time in over 40 years, Libyan leader Moamer Kadhafi visited the United States to address the United Nations. In a 90 minute nonsensical ramble, he covered a number of topics from nuclear war to The Three Stooges and his anger at having to wake up to an alarm clock considering he hates mornings. Nevermind all the problems we once had with Libya...he proved this week that he's just like most of us, envious to stay overnight in a Donald Trump property however, all he can afford is staying in his backyard with an Army tent and a campfire cooking franks n' beans.

* "What happened to Vanna?" Late, Great, Newsmen Edward R. Murrow and Walter Cronkite must have been spinning in their graves when CNN's Wolf Blitzer appeared on a taping of game show, "Jeopardy" only to make a horse's ass out of himself with his stupidity. In his responses, he proved that either he's been getting all his knowledge of news and current events handed to him on a script or teleprompter all these years or perhaps Alex Trebek was filling in for Jeff Foxworthy on "5th Grader". By the way Wolf, JFK never lost the 1970's Presidential race to Jimmy Carter...he was in fact, killed nearly 15 years earlier!Read More